Things I've learned...

Things I've learned from my children this year--I mean, this month...dishwashing detergent is fun to dump on the kitchen floor and play in like sand...get out of your robe in the morning because you never know when your child might call 911 to test the process and a policeman might come to your door without warning...picking up and sorting through Cranium after a toddler has found it, takes at least a half hour, which is 30x longer than it took her to 'play' with it...don't ask your toddler who ripped the book, because she will just blame it on her dolly...pay attention when your toddler says 'uh-oh'...pay attention whenever it is quiet for more than a few seconds...come to think of it, the more you pay attention, the better!!!